You Know You're Part of the Xtreme Family If...

I've been talking about this blog post for a while, and thanks to Kevin, Heather, & Jayce, I've got all the material I need.  Let me make this disclaimer now:  I am in no way, shape, form, or fashion being malicious or talking about any specific person!  These are things I have noticed that make up the fabric & culture of Xtreme.  Our awesome family wouldn't be what it is if these things weren't part of our make-up, so please unwad your unmentionables and laugh, I think I was pretty clever with this.

1. You think a punch to the face could be a reasonable response to someone's stupidity.
2. You think that punch to the face is actually showing grace to the person, they need so much more.
3. You think playing Corn Hole is a must if there are more than 2 men present at "Chick Fest."
4. You know what "Chick Fest" refers to and you know that you risk a punch to the face if you persist in using that name.
5. If you get the reference, "It smells like a sweaty **** sack." - (Sorry for the crudeness.)
6. When every time you write a word that starts with "ex," you want to leave of the "e" and just start the word with "x."
7. Your pastor finds a way to work the phrase, "punch in the face," into every message, even those talking about love.

That's all I've got.  If you have something more, let me hear them!